What kind of Fae creature are you?
What do you think of humans?
They need protection!
Humans are fun.
Yummy.
I enjoy toying with them.
As long as they leave myself and my home be, I'm fine with them.
What do humans think of you?
They think I'm cute and silly.
They find me very helpful.
The foolish make requests, the wise fear me.
They think I'm dead sexy.
If they see me, I make sure they respect my home.
Where do you live?
Anywhere I damn well please.
In the forest.
In the mountains.
In the garden.
In a cold but lavish chateau. No, you can't get there.
What do you like to eat?
You don't want to know.
Ice, ice cream, as long as it's cold.
Milk, honey, mead, the usual.
Fruit and nuts.
Oh here comes my din-....er, date. I mean date. Yeah.
What do you like to wear?
Usually nothing. Who needs clothes when you're one with nature?
Flower petals, leaves, suchlike.
Red, baby.
Robes the color of snow.
Smoke and vapor.
A human insults you. How do you react?
Play a goofy practical joke on them. That'll show 'em!
Staring slack-jawed and drooling is not an insult, dear.
Lets see...I could strike them with lightning, give them antlers, destroy their crops...the possibilities are endless!
If they attack my home, the javelins come out. Otherwise, I let them be.
I leave them to their own devices. Lets see how well they fare then!
What word most appeals to you?
Arboreal
Power
Compassion
Zany
Lascivious
What do you do for fun?
Create thunderstorms.
Sing, dance, throw a party.
Commune with the trees.
Help hapless humans find their way.
Help hapless humans find my bed.